Block out unwanted frequencies and serve up viral internet satire in our "Tin Foil Hat" Embroidered Baseball Cap. Tailored from 100% vintage-washed cotton twill with an easygoing low profile, this hilarious cap features an intricately stitched origami-style tin foil party hat paired with sarcastic typography ("Tin Foil Hat Club", "They're Listening"). The ultimate conversation starter for meme lovers, conspiracy theory buffs, and sarcastic humor enthusiasts.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Material: 100% Pure Washed Cotton Twill (Soft-touch, lived-in feel)
- Fit: One Size Fits Most Adults (~58 cm / 22.8"), adjustable metal buckle closure
- Weight: Lightweight at approx. 100 grams
- Profile: Classic unstructured 6-panel low-profile dad cap with pre-curved visor
CUSTOM SATIRE DETAILS:
- Front Artwork: Detailed metallic-sheen embroidered crinkled tin foil hat origami icon (up to 4" x 2.4" / 10 cm x 6 cm).
- Optional Slogan: "Tin Foil Hat Club", "Protecting My Brain", or custom sarcastic text.
- Stitched in high-density silver, grey, and black colorfast thread designed to hold its textured sheen.
- Optional back arch personalization: Add custom conspiracy text or year (up to 2.4" x 2.4").
- Digital Proof: Delivered via email within 1 business day for confirmation before stitching begins (includes 2 free revisions).
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING:
- Handling / Processing Time: 1–2 business days (Cutoff: 2:00 PM Central Time). Orders placed after cutoff process next business day.
- Transit Time (Standard): 7–14 business days via carrier.
- Total Estimated Delivery: 8–16 business days.
- Live online tracking information provided once dispatched.
SHOP POLICIES:
- Cancellations: 100% refund within 6 hours of purchase. 70% partial refund if cancelled after digitized stitch file preparation begins.
- Layout Changes: A $5 fee applies if requesting an entirely new phrase or layout after the initial draft is delivered.
- Quality Guarantee: Report any manufacturing flaws or transit damages within 14 days with photos of the item, packaging, and label for an immediate replacement or full refund.
