Kick back and celebrate career freedom with hilarious attitude in our "Retired - Not My Problem Anymore" Embroidered Baseball Cap. Tailored from 100% vintage-washed cotton twill with an easygoing low profile, this witty cap pairs bold statement arch typography with an embroidered palm tree or reclining chair, customized with your official retirement year. The ultimate retirement party gift for coworkers, retiring dads, moms, golfers, and travelers.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Material: 100% Pure Cotton Twill (Comfortable, lived-in vintage feel)
- Sizing: Unisex Adult (approx. 58 cm / 22.8" circumference) with adjustable metal sliding clasp
- Weight: Lightweight at 100 grams
- Profile: Classic unstructured 6-panel dad cap with sewn ventilation eyelets
CUSTOM RETIREMENT DETAILS:
- Front Slogan: "Retired - Not My Problem Anymore" bold statement typography (up to 4" x 2.4" / 10 cm x 6 cm).
- Personalization: Add your official retirement year (e.g., "Est. 2026", "Class of 2026") or retiree's name.
- Stitched in high-density colorfast embroidery thread built for sunny days on the golf course or boat.
- Optional back arch personalization: Add former company name, "Goodbye Tension Hello Pension", or initials (up to 2.4" x 2.4").
- Digital Mockup: Sent via email within 1 business day for confirmation before stitching begins (includes 2 free revisions).
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING SCHEDULE:
- Handling Time: 1–2 business days following design approval (Cutoff: 2:00 PM CT). Orders placed after cutoff process next business day.
- Carrier Transit: 7–14 business days.
- Total Estimated Delivery: 8–16 business days.
- Complete online tracking information provided once dispatched.
CUSTOMER CARE & GUARANTEE:
- Cancellations: Accepted within 6 hours of purchase for a 100% refund. 70% refund after design digitizing has started.
- Re-digitizing Fee: $5 fee applies if switching to an entirely new slogan layout after the proof is delivered.
- Defect Protection: Report any workshop errors or transit damages within 14 days with photos for an immediate replacement or full refund.
