Kick back and celebrate career freedom with hilarious attitude in our "Retired - Not My Problem Anymore" Embroidered Baseball Cap. Tailored from 100% vintage-washed cotton twill with an easygoing low profile, this witty cap pairs bold statement arch typography with an embroidered palm tree or reclining chair, customized with your official retirement year. The ultimate retirement party gift for coworkers, retiring dads, moms, golfers, and travelers.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Material: 100% Washed Cotton Twill (Soft, breathable, and durable)
- Fit & Sizing: Unisex Adult (approx. 58 cm / 22.8" circumference) with adjustable metal sliding buckle
- Weight: Lightweight at approx. 100 grams
- Profile: Classic unstructured 6-panel low-profile dad cap with pre-curved visor
CUSTOM RETIREMENT DETAILS:
- Front Slogan: "Retired - Not My Problem Anymore" bold statement typography (up to 4" x 2.4" / 10 cm x 6 cm).
- Personalization: Add your official retirement year (e.g., "Est. 2026", "Class of 2026") or retiree's name.
- Max Dimensions: Front (up to 4" x 2.4" / 10 cm x 6 cm), Back/Sides (up to 2.4" x 2.4" / 6 cm x 6 cm).
- Stitched in high-density colorfast embroidery thread built for sunny days on the golf course, boat, or garden.
- Optional back arch personalization: Add former company name, "Goodbye Tension Hello Pension", or initials (up to 2.4" x 2.4").
- Digital Mockup: Delivered via email within 1 business day for confirmation before stitching begins (includes 2 free revisions).
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING:
- Handling / Processing Time: 1–2 business days (starts after proof approval; cutoff 2:00 PM CT). Orders placed after cutoff process next business day.
- Transit Time (Standard): 7–14 business days via carrier.
- Total Estimated Delivery: 8–16 business days.
- Complete online tracking information provided once dispatched.
CUSTOM ORDER POLICIES:
- Cancellations: 100% refund within 6 hours of purchase. 70% partial refund if cancelled after the digitized stitch file is prepared.
- Text Changes: A $5 fee applies if requesting an entirely new slogan layout after the initial proof is completed.
- Quality Guarantee: Free replacement or full refund for workshop embroidery errors or shipping damage reported within 14 days with photos.
