Merry Whatever Mean Green Holiday Grump Embroidered Cap, Funny Christmas Broken Ornament Cap

For the holiday grump who loves Christmas but refuses to admit it, this cap says it all without saying too much.

The embroidery shows a furry medium-green hand holding a broken red Christmas ornament with a jagged crack and a small fallen shard, with Merry Whatever below in bold green lettering. Bold outlines and flat stitches keep the hand, the ornament, and every letter crisp on the washed Black crown.

Wear it to the family gathering, the office party, or the tree-trimming night, or give it to the friend who rolls their eyes at every carol but shows up anyway. Personalize it with your own name, just like Milo here, and it becomes a one-of-a-kind gift.

Made from 100% vintage washed cotton twill in an unstructured 6-panel low-profile dad hat with a pre-curved visor and an adjustable brass buckle closure. Customize the hat color, font, and thread color through the shop's personalization options.

One size fits most adults thanks to the adjustable back strap. Head circumference 21.5"–23.5", crown height 4.0", brim 2.75".

Processing: 1–2 business days

Transit: 7–14 business days (8–16 business days total delivery).

Standard $4.99 · Free over $50. Ships from Rowlett, Texas with tracking.

Defective, damaged, or not matching your approved proof? Email a photo within 14 days for a free replacement or full refund.

Stock designs returnable within 30 days, unworn. Custom & personalised items are final sale.