Celebrate his full-time promotion to family spoiling and pet pampering in our "I'm Not Retired, I'm A Professional Grandpa" Embroidered Baseball Cap. Stitched onto soft 100% vintage-washed cotton twill, this witty cap features bold retro arch lettering declaring him a "Professional Grandpa", "Professional Pop Pop", or honorary "The Dogfather / The Catfather". An indispensable gift for newly retired grandfathers, dog dads, and Father's Day.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Material: 100% High-Grade Cotton Twill (Breathable, pre-curved visor)
- Sizing: Unisex Adult (approx. 58 cm / 22.8" circumference), fully adjustable with back brass clasp
- Weight: Approx. 100 grams for all-day comfort
- Crown: Casual unstructured 6-panel low-profile dad cap profile
CUSTOM HUMOR WORKFLOW:
- Slogan Options: "I'm Not Retired, I'm A Professional Grandpa", "Professional Pop Pop", "The Dogfather", "The Catfather", or custom text.
- Front Artwork: Classic curved collegiate arch or retro block lettering with optional paw print or star accent (up to 4" x 2.4" / 10 cm x 6 cm).
- Stitched with heavy-gauge colorfast embroidery thread built for golf courses, workshops, and everyday wear.
- Optional back arch personalization: Add retirement year (e.g., "Est. 2026") or grandkids' / pets' names (up to 2.4" x 2.4").
- Digital Proof: Delivered via email within 1 business day (includes 2 free revisions) before stitching begins.
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING:
- Handling / Processing Time: 1–2 business days following design approval (Cutoff: 2:00 PM CT). Orders placed after cutoff process next business day.
- Transit Time (Standard): 7–14 business days via carrier.
- Total Estimated Delivery: 8–16 business days.
- Complete online tracking information provided once dispatched.
SHOP POLICIES:
- Cancellations: 100% refund within 6 hours of purchase. 70% partial refund if cancelled after digitized stitch file preparation begins.
- Slogan Changes: A $5 fee applies if requesting an entirely new slogan layout after the initial draft is delivered.
- Quality Guarantee: Report any manufacturing flaws or transit damages within 14 days with photos of the item, packaging, and label for an immediate replacement or full refund.
