Chew Quieter Embroidered Hat, Funny Sarcastic Slogan Baseball Cap, Minimalist Statement Headwear, Rude Quote Gift, Corduroy Ball Cap

Make a blunt, hilarious statement without saying a word with the "Chew Quieter" Embroidered Baseball Cap. Tailored from soft 100% washed cotton twill, this sarcastic slogan cap brings humor to daily annoyances and misophonia struggles. A witty and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, siblings, and lovers of dry humor.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Material: 100% High-Grade Cotton Twill (Soft, breathable finish)
- Fit & Sizing: Unisex Adult (approx. 58 cm / 22.8"), easily adjustable via metal sliding buckle
- Weight: Lightweight (~100 grams)
- Crown: Casual unstructured 6-panel low-profile dad cap profile with pre-curved brim

EMBROIDERY DETAILS:
- Front Design: Crisp, minimalist text embroidery (up to 4" x 2.4" / 10 cm x 6 cm).
- High-durability embroidery thread designed to resist fraying and fading.
- Optional customization: Personal initials or dates can be added to the back or sides (up to 2.4" x 2.4").

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING:
- Handling / Preparation: 1–2 business days (Cutoff: 2:00 PM CT). Orders placed after cutoff process next business day.
- Transit Time (Standard): 7–14 business days via carrier.
- Total Estimated Delivery: 8–16 business days.
- Complete online tracking information provided once dispatched.

SHOP POLICIES:
- Cancellations: 100% refund within 6 hours of purchase.
- Tracking Assistance: Contact us if tracking shows no movement for 10 business days for a carrier claim, replacement, or refund.
- Quality Assurance: Full refund or free reshipment for manufacturing defects or shipping damages reported within 14 days with photos.

One size fits most adults thanks to the adjustable back strap. Head circumference 21.5"–23.5", crown height 4.0", brim 2.75".

Processing: 1–2 business days

Transit: 7–14 business days (8–16 business days total delivery).

Standard $4.99 · Free over $50. Ships from Rowlett, Texas with tracking.

Defective, damaged, or not matching your approved proof? Email a photo within 14 days for a free replacement or full refund.

Stock designs returnable within 30 days, unworn. Custom & personalised items are final sale.